Degrassi, eh?

How long has it been since I’ve discussed something of or related to pop culture?  What’s that?  Never, you say?  Unpossible!  My world is a Pop Carnivale if you consider the amount of reality tv I consume daily.  If it’s on Bravo, I watch it.  MTV, usually.  TLC, sometimes, if it’s Toddlers and Tiaras or [...]

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Things I’m missing.

The first deadlines for Infinite Summer
Hair (so goes the thick, lustrous hair of pregnancy…down the drain…)
An acceptable level of blood iron
Uninterrupted sleep
Patience
The point of NYC Prep (not in an entertainment way, but an existential way)
A sunny disposition
Coffee
A serious plan for how I’m going to function as a working mother
Texas
My “blogiversary,” or whatever the hell you [...]

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Random Thoughts: Inclusive Language Edition

I have a cold.  A motherfucking cold.  Even though I douse myself in Purell like I’m a nun with a holy water fetish, I got a cold.
Despite this I went to work today, where I proceeded to spread my germs around.  Because I’m generous like that.  However, I did give the students fair warning, sat [...]

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Octopus Snowball Fight

That’s kind of how my brain feels right now.  Like it’s under attack by an octopus weilding snowballs in all of its eight-arms-to-hold-you.
Also, remember how I was all magnanimous and shit at the end of that post of confessed smarminess?  It’s okay if you didn’t read it.  I know it was long.  I probably would [...]

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I hate my co-workers.

They are not technically “co-,” since I “manage” them.  Yet without the power to fire those I hate, what good is this title, anyway?
This fulfills my blogging requirement for the day.
ETA:

I ended up yelling at the despicably happy young people and not feeling bad about it.  Not even embarrassed, which is my usual M.O.
At least [...]

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