Quick Cop-Out Post

Now that I’ve moved from high-level “baby’s gonna die” worry back to the normal low-level “hope baby comes out okay” worry, I’ve got to get some work done.  Namely, I’ve got to teach a real class tomorrow instead of doing my usual tutoring sort of gig.
I’m used to teaching. That’s all cool.  Problem is I’m [...]

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Photo Friday

This is where I’d post the picture of the baby–who is, at this moment in time, PERFECTLY NORMAL–were I ready to do things like post pictures of my uterus and its contents.  So for now you’ll have to make do with this artist’s rendering of the lovely fetus who is not so lovely as he [...]

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It’s five o’clock somewhere.

When I realized I missed my daily post due to both napping and family togetherness, that line above is the first one that popped into my head.
You can decide for yourselves what that says about me.
Anyway, tomorrow today a few hours from now is the big day.  Either we get bad news, or good news, [...]

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Who’s afraid of her childfree friend?

Her childfree friend, her childfree friend?  Who’s afraid of her childfree friend?
Me. Me. Me.
Lemme explain.  I have a friend who is avowedly Childfree, which is not just an idea but a movement.  I’d say it’s the exact opposite of Quiverfull except that it’s not.  While Quiverfull folks seem to limit their notion of what a [...]

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Wolf Blitzer: Fetishizing Children Since 2008

I was passively absorbing The Situation Room yesterday when I was caught off guard by Wolf Blitzer’s intro to a story on the Obama girls.   He was describing a story about “the changes in store for those adorable little Barack Obama children.”  Most of the squishy emphasis was on “adorable” and “little,” so it [...]

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9 Reasons my Mother-in-Law Freaks Me Out

Thank god for this list thing.  It is making my Monday morning, which will be spent with students who insist on correcting grammar mistakes in papers that make less sense than the success of Vh1’s The Pickup Artist, slightly more livable.  So, picking up the thread of yesterday’s post, this list contains more details on [...]

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Fail? So soon?

I’m too boring a diarist to write a post a day.  I should have realized that.
Today was spent cleaning/resting/cleaning/eating chips/cleaning.  I don’t know if this is early-onset nesting or late-onset prep for the mother-in-law’s visit.  But my MIL isn’t one of those. She’s not someone who would call me out for the glaring lack of [...]

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Timezones

I have a feeling I’m going to mess up the “post a day” thing because my clock thingy posts as GMT, not the timezone I’m actually in.  So even though I’m doing my duty, this fact might not be reflected in the date/time line.
That’s why I can justify posting about nothing and calling it “doing [...]

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I hate my co-workers.

They are not technically “co-,” since I “manage” them.  Yet without the power to fire those I hate, what good is this title, anyway?
This fulfills my blogging requirement for the day.
ETA:

I ended up yelling at the despicably happy young people and not feeling bad about it.  Not even embarrassed, which is my usual M.O.
At least [...]

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What if I have to get a “real” job?

Being on the edge of maybe having a kid, and having, as I do, shit health insurance, it occurs to me that someday, maybe sooner than I think, I might have to get a “real” job.
And by “real,” I’m not at all saying that what I do right now isn’t work, or that it isn’t [...]

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